Oh, bless thee Ryan Murphy, who has never forsaken the gospel of male ass.
May his shows forever honor the cheek,
and may we give thanks for every scene that puts it first.
Amen.
Find Jackie Kay (sexy) in The Ed Gein Story (not as sexy) after the NSFW jump! Happy Friday!
Dat chew, capitalism?
Remember the joy of scratch-and-sniff stickers and those Strawberry Shortcake picture books? Well, if you grew up to be a sick fuck and now crave a whiff of garlic that comes from a partnership with mayo while reading your romance novels, then THIS ONE’S FOR YOU!
Jennifer Armentrout’s The Primal of Blood and Bone, in partnership with Hellmann’s mayonnaise, is releasing an “exclusive edition… printed with garlic-infused ink.” That means that this book smells like garlic, and you can also slurp up some Hellmann’s “Craven Proof” mayonnaise while reading it.
The Primal of Blood and Bone is the sixth installment in Armentrout’s Blood and Ash series. The books feature “Cravens,” among other magical creatures. The Cravens are created by a vampiric-type species and as such, one assumes, are not fans of garlic.
DISGOOSTANG! But bound to keep the vampires away?
Alexander Skarsgård‘s new film, directed by Harry Lighton, co-stars “Harry Potter” alumnus Harry Melling as a young gay man, Colin, embarking on a dominant/submissive relationship with a charismatic biker gang leader Ray (Skarsgård).
At the Zurich Film Festival this week, Skarsgård reveals that “Pillion” originally included “way more graphic scenes” than what made it into the final cut and that he wanted to portray kink in a way that was more true to life
“My experience of watching this on screen was through [Al Pacino starrer] ‘Cruising,’ where it’s this dark underbelly of New York City and it’s dangerous, murderous and scary. Leather gays are scary. I’m no Ray, but I have a little bit of experience from that world and I know that’s not the truthful depiction.”
Skarsgård also had this to say about the role, exciting fans who jumped on the idea that the actor may have come out as bisexual…
After an intimate night with a teammate, a young footballer struggles with the expectations of those around him and himself.
Check out Levin Rashid Stein and Jonathan Fink in the short ‘Sieger’ after the NSFW jump!
RIP to the legendary Dame Jane Goodall, who swung off this mortal coil this week at the age of 91. Jane was out in the wilds of Gombe documenting our chimpanzee cousins. She was basically the OG Tonya from Chimp Crazy before reality TV even existed, babes!
But in all seriousness, Jane gave her life to science, conservation, and showed us that chimps aren’t only cute – they’re complicated, emotional, and sometimes savage.
Rest easy, queen (dame? baroness?) and thanks for trying to make this world a better place!
Nicolás Cabré is an Argentine actor and television host. Known for his film, stage and television work, he has won ACE Award and earned four Martín Fierro Award nominations. Take a step back in time to 1999 where he starred in Yepeto after the NSFW jump! (…There’s got to be a Pinocchio joke in there somewhere.)