Brazil’s ninth Copa América Femenina title couldn’t possibly have been scripted better. Even if the 2025 championship faceoff with Colombia, which ended 4-4 in regulation and 5-4 in penalties, had been dreamed up in a writers’ room, the draft would have been sent back to the drawing board for its indulgent lack of believability. It was, by significant distance, the most thrilling of the three continental tournament finals that took place in the last two months: eight total goals, which included