Terrence Ryan

@tpryan

Developer Advocate for Google. The author of Driving Technical Change. Originally from Philly and it shows.

Bay Area, CA, USA
Joined February 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Mar 2014

    It’s a "Listen to your psych up mix until you don’t feel like curling up into the fetal position" kinda morning.

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  2. May 4

    Some days I think the world is a good place. And then I’m reminded how the British say “pasta” and I want to beat them all with a properly pronounced aluminum bat.

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  3. May 4

    “Pasta straws” blurts out so I respond by naming random other food implements: Cocoa fork Rice plate Tomato chafing dish Tuna ladle

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  4. May 4

    I don’t live and vote in San Francisco, but I work there. This candidate for Mayor is kinda badass, you should read this:

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  5. Apr 29

    I don’t think it’s a spoiler to tell you Thanos’ plan is obtain godlike power to kill half the universe because resources are finite. But dude, you have godlike powers, just make twice as much universe.

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  6. Apr 29

    Thanos... Boy, I don’t know.

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  7. Apr 27

    What happens to my inbox when I have done everything I need to do this week, but I have to wait for my ferry to go home:

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  8. Apr 27

    Mind: I have a meeting with a VP to talk about things I really care about. Body: remember that GI thing you thought was done?

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  9. Apr 22

    First code review note: “Bacon Ipsum” is too long. Have you consider B Ipsum or BI or just B?

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  10. Apr 22

    Sorry. I’m terrible about this across on languages and technologies.

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  11. Apr 18

    Postgres now GA on . You know, if you like that sort of thing.

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  12. Apr 17

    Hey that's me - talking about golang to the PHP community!

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  13. Apr 5

    This is amazing. Read it. You will not be sorry.

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  14. Apr 3

    I mistranslated. It should be “Scorpion and the toad on the river bank”

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  15. Apr 3

    This week I'm going to be like that guy from the ST:TNG who kept saying "Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra." But I'll just keep saying "When the scorpion rode the toad!"

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  16. Mar 27

    At a school board meeting. For those of you who have never been: Imagine crashing some rando’s business meeting where you don’t know any of the acronyms. Everybody believes in DENSE slides. Occasional passionate people get up and say true but obvious things. Everyone else drones.

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  17. Mar 27

    I really want to start sending postcards to the Alameda City Hall Men’s room. – at Alameda City Hall

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  18. Mar 27

    Little pro tip about winning online disputes: When you're flailing, make a Mummenschanz reference. Nobody knows who they are anymore, and searching for understanding will only lead them to more and more confusion, thereby exhausting the arguer. Bitte schön!

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  19. Mar 27
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  20. Mar 22

    Looking to add a Java expert to our team. Know any?

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    Mar 21
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