Greg Young

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Mar 2019

    Eventual Consistency

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  2. 7 hours ago

    The Cops show is always fun. Woman gets caught with Meth in her purse. Telling cops that its not really hers ... Finally they tell her "you are going to jail tonight ...", "NO IM NOT!!" ... I am forced to wonder how often this strategy is ... effective.

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  3. Retweeted
    Mar 8
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    Nybbles vs Nibbles! 🤔 Let's modernise that to a nibibit? But how many friendbits should that be?

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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 8

    After over a decade with and , it's less about event driven vs traditional architecture/approach in making better systems. It's about vs . It's the next chapter in software. It's . Insight made possible by .

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  5. Mar 8

    OK I finished my answer to "how many bytes are 8 bits", it is actually informative in a that-is-WAY-too-much-information way. Have anything fun to add to it?

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  6. Mar 7

    Heh someone asked a question of "How many bits are in a byte" ... Oh boy I hope they give my answer to their professor!!!

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  7. Mar 6

    Was in a discussion with someone. I thought this was common knowledge but understand maybe not for anglophones ... Voldemort from Harry Potter ... his name means "stealing/theft of death" in French

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  8. Mar 6

    Now this kitten is having a good ole time!

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  9. Mar 6

    So I am sure everyone has seen facebook's birthday notification system before ... When I have say a Filipino friend and write to them "Maligayang kaarawan" I will then copy that to the others ... Everyone gets the same. I wonder how often this happens ...

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  10. Mar 5

    LOL!!!

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 5

    Can't wait to be there, it's not every day that does a Masterclass in France! It’s not too late to register. Hurry up! Registration:

    A big thank you to those already registered for the Masterclass with ! Only a few places available to join us in June. Hurry up! More info & registrations: cc
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  12. Mar 4

    OK some advertiser has decided that I meet some criteria that marks me as likely to buy an ... atomic absorption spectrometer?! Seriously these things cost more than a car.

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  13. Mar 4

    I need to come up with a domain to host a stereotypical about me page and email ... Any suggestions? Obviously with my name would cost a fortune etc. Have looked at a few but lets do some free outsourcing or umm … I mean searching for ideas!

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  14. Mar 4

    People like to discuss business as rational often without understanding that the rational often leads to the absurd. In this case how about Hasbro (yes they made cabbage patch kids) … now owns Death Row Records ...

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 3
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    We used "as reliable as a frutti di mare salad in a swinger club".

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  16. Mar 3

    A very old expression randomly came out in a conversation ... "Seems about as reliable as a cheesecloth condom..." So many opportunities to use this one :-D

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  17. Mar 3

    Priceless totally worth an order :-D

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  18. Mar 2

    Keurig has an ice cream maker? Well ... Hello!

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  19. Mar 2

    Wow @ the Liqid Element LQD4500 PCIe 4 M IOPS

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  20. Mar 1

    Came up somewhere I have not seen this in forever!

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  21. Feb 29

    LOL

    Replying to @hypatiadotca @gregyoung
    The joke's on you - I'd rather get Covid-19 than use Jira.
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