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Pop culture writer at Fast Company. Hit or miss twitterer. Author of AWAY WITH WORDS (Harper Perennial) and AMERICAN CHEESE, due 10/20.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009

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    Joe Berkowitz‏Verified account @JoeBerkowitz May 27

    Chris Rock, 2018pic.twitter.com/0DEGYUI9hY

    2:23 PM - 27 May 2020
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      1. Joe Berkowitz‏Verified account @JoeBerkowitz May 28

        If you like this joke, you should watch all of Tambourine. It's great. I wrote about it here.https://www.fastcompany.com/40531385/chris-rocks-netflix-special-is-the-standup-comeback-youve-been-waiting-for …

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      2. Bruce Elrick‏ @virtuous_sloth May 27
        Replying to @JoeBerkowitz @mametown

        It's worse than even this. No one ever completes the phrase. It's "a few bad apples will spoil the bunch". You have to remove the bad apples to prevent the rest from spoiling. But because of the thin blue line, the rest cover for the bad ones, so it's no longer a few.

        9 replies 133 retweets 1,800 likes
      3. Ryan Troy‏ @thesubjective May 28
        Replying to @virtuous_sloth @JoeBerkowitz @mametown

        Fastest way to have the bunch remove the bad ones would to have any and all settlement $ for violations not come out of the cities general fund but pull it directly out of the Police Unions retirement fund.

        2 replies 14 retweets 142 likes
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      2. Timé‏ @twchanda_ May 27
        Replying to @JoeBerkowitz

        pic.twitter.com/7YsdLSrklo

        45 replies 5,243 retweets 12,680 likes
      3. Chip Bully‏ @NuMsKuLLie May 28
        Replying to @twchanda_ @Geosfear_ and

        What stand up is this from?

        4 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. TortillaFlat11‏ @TortillaFlat11 May 27
        Replying to @JoeBerkowitz

        On top of that, the original saying is "one bad apple spoils the whole bunch".

        6 replies 324 retweets 5,753 likes
      3. Yung Saucebread‏ @BowieSenseiSan May 27
        Replying to @TortillaFlat11 @JoeBerkowitz

        But people who say to get rid of the police period are missing the point. You’re not addressing the actual problem. It’s not “they need to go” it’s “they need to ensure that the people in this position can’t do bad shit”

        13 replies 28 retweets 683 likes
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      2. Krazy Katbot‏ @KrazyKatbot May 27
        Replying to @JoeBerkowitz @LeighMike87

        I’ll never forget Seinfeld getting pulled over during “Comedians in Cars,” and Chris Rock saying, “Still black.” It’s heartbreaking and just completely wrong.

        3 replies 15 retweets 438 likes
      3. Leigh Price‏ @LeighMike87 May 28
        Replying to @KrazyKatbot @JoeBerkowitz

        Rock also had a joke in one of his shows about how no white person would ever trade places with him even tho he’s rich and famous. He made it funny but it’s infuriating.

        1 reply 3 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Eric Levit‏ @EricLevit May 27
        Replying to @JoeBerkowitz

        Saw it live in Vegas. Watched two cops and wives get uncomfortable in front of us and leave. I laughed them out the door.

        3 replies 11 retweets 504 likes
      3. JP‏ @realpinkerton May 27
        Replying to @EricLevit @JoeBerkowitz

        That's what Chris does best, brings up uncomfortable topics head on. He doesn't care, just like when they told him "No Jussie Smolett jokes" that's like telling water not to be wet🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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