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🎉 It’s happeninggg!!!
Engineering Management for the Rest of Us is now on sale!
I’m so excited to finally release this after so much went into it. 50% of all of my profits will go to She Code Africa!
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I’m single, stay indoors, work 24/7 and go to bed as early as I can and yet I intend to find love that way
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"It can be toxic when you have an engineer who thinks all ops work is toil and operations engineering is lesser-than. It tends to result in operations work being done very poorly."
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famous photos + the cameras they were shot on (a thread):
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oh yes don't require e2e encryption and hide it in some options BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON YOU MUST USE A SUPER STRONG PASSWORD
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okay i THINK we're allowed to do this now? gonna uh ~try~ other social on top of this (ugh):
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and
instagram.com/bytekitten
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im normally i don't do the stickers-on- the-laptop thing (bc i wannna save them!) but after 8 years i dug through the amassed stash. soo many 2015 vibes.
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🗳️ WHO IS THE WORST PERSON IN TECH? 🏆
2022 saw tech leaders move further to the right, crack down on workers, scam people out of their money, and find new many ways to make the world a worse place — but who was the worst?
Make your voice heard and get your choice to the top!
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when someone asks "how was work today?"
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Hi, Twitter Fam just wanted to say our final good byes. It’s been a pleasure serving you this past 11 years. Twitter really made us feel apart of the culture and we will never forget that. 🎤🎤 drop
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Twitter Engineer: I resigned because they wanted me to work 80 hours making a bluecheck system that lets anyone pose as Burger King and say the Burger King demands droit du seigneur
Reply Guy: Good riddance slacker. I could do your job. I am pretty good at Microsoft Office
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interview series 1/8
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couch: oh honey you are sooo tired
bed: no she’s not! She isn’t actually
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lazy twitter: is there a way to turn on comment notifications for google docs you don't own?
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There’s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound
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vibe: people at my ex-company looking at my linkedin profile and not saying anything
whut
whut is it
yes i left a lot of things there okay god what
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Anyone else who applied for a US passport got their passport before got their original docs back from the govt? 😅
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I can’t believe this didn’t work
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Just another day, commuting to Twitter HQ in my Tesla vehicle: a great car made by a great man.
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👀 seems like main is v retraumatizing at the moment, gonna be hiding in alt for a while where one can have tiny meltdowns in peace.
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Want even more? Here is my thread of favorite "Mundane Halloween" costumes from last year:
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Japan has given us so many great things. One of the greatest is the annual "Mundane Halloween" contest run by website @dailyportalz, as well as people who submit their own on twitter.
The point is to dress up as something super ordinary.
Here are some of my favorites this year!
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adhd brain at work:
me getting a text from a friend: i will respond to this later with more thought cuz i care a lot 🧐 (actually responds 1 week later)
me getting a slack message at 7:30pm: (within 30 seconds) oh shit did you try these steps to see if that works? lmk!!
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"i like being intimately involved with fires", i thought just now about a work preference but then the rest of my life made sense all of a sudden too??
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“When I was 25, I was excited by the idea of running my own Kubernetes cluster.
Now that I’m in my thirties, I want to deploy my software and just have it work.”
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did the caps in Dockerfile throw people off and now society has degraded? what, what is it
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i'm not sure how we got to a world where we use "ci.Dockerfile" or "Dockerfile.ci" (worst) as if "ci.docker" can't be a goddamn filename like dockerfiles are too cool for standardized filename extensions or something
seriously tho why did this happen, who did it
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2010: don’t use emojis in work communications it’s unprofessional
2022: so I saw your :blobsweat:reaction in the slack thread, I appreciate the honest feedback and would love to know what adjustments we can make to turn that :man-frowning::skin-tone-3: into a :partyparrot:
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@ everyone emailing me
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Girls actually text each other like, "I’m meeting a guy allegedly named Brian here📍If he murders me here’s his Bumble pic so he can be brought to justice" and then the reply's like, "You got it girl - have fun tonight! 😘😜"
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ITS MY ACTUAL FRIDGE
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is this like r/malelivingspaces
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ou my god no not okay 😭
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babe are you ok? you've barely touched your north star vision statement which you spent days putting together on that offsite last quarter
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I have reconnected with almost every work friend I have in the last eight hours
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🤔🤔🤔
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I didn't "Become a manager", I "Was given a pay raise in exchange for agreeing to never write code again"
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ADHD students be like “I have an extension request due at midnight”
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TIL about `git whatchanged`! which does... well, y'know
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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".
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