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Stick now, maybe twist later
(In addition to all the other things it got wrong)
Find out later today
(Does this mean AI isn’t going to save us after all?)
... not the usual ones though
If a Chinese property market falls in the forest, could it not make too much of a noise?
Fed skipping; Nike kicking; Musk backtracking; Coinbase grasping; Google plagiarising; and the retroverse
For-sale broadsheet has some metric headaches
Ranching: not just gunfights and rodeos
The facts and fiction of final-frontier finance
Which stocks should you be buying for the year 2075? All of them, of course!
Of mouse and men: the resistible rise of ‘double click’
Bank accounting; greedflation; AI protectionism; dictatorships; fake science; office jerks; creepy cameras; and automatic jokes
Price controls; BIS data; deep value; The Telegraph; nation states; moral decline; Goldman Sachs; Baby Gronk
Turkey; smoke; inflation; fake news; The Simpsons; Coinbase options
Leveragin’ la vida local
Former Binance.US chief Catherine Coley speaks
Looking like a million dollars
Keynes knew
“Non-recession recession”; non-strike strike; EM private equity; “craft of non-human origin”; other cursed phrases; Benihana
Things sure have changed here on shitcoin mountain
Life’s about more than a salary. It’s about a salary and use of an aircraft
Or at least we tried to
“Yikes”
Kissinger; Calloway; Dalio; DFW; that guy who dated Taylor Swift; ghosts in the machine; etc
Dispelling local borrowing woes could have large long-term costs
Lights, camera, non-actionable research
A Turkish delight or a kick in the ash
Plunder; a pickle; suburb shaming; two noteworthy panels; a higher-education “hallucination”
What’s a safe harbour worth when the tide is turning?
We’re going to find out!
The pre-pause?
Offices; aircraft carriers; China; AI; venture capital; Cambodia; Hayek; ket; and unlock patterns
Smaller, faster, stronger, better?
Evaporating half a yard is a good start at least
Nothing to see here, says DB
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