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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Written by: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc. Contemporary Contemporary Romance Fantasy Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Science Fiction Zombie
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What the critics say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)

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I found this a lot of fun to listen to. It was funny and clever. I laughed out loud several times. Ironically once in a library. I’ll definitely be picking up the other titles in the series.

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This book started off really weird but at about the 30 minute mark it evens out and finds its stride. I loved the all the characters, the supporting characters really helped make this book stand out as a fun and witty novel. #Audible1

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Enjoyed the snark in this book, and really appreciated the friendship. Laughed and snorted and rolled my eyes: a fun romp with moments of keen insight. 5 stars for the kind of book it is.

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