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The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl

On Love, Body Image, School, and Making It Through Life

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The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl

By: Christina De Witte
Narrated by: Chloe Cannon
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Addressing the struggles of young girls everywhere, this hilariously relatable comic guide to life provides real advice and encourages a new generation of teen girls to find confidence and embrace individuality.

With friends, love, social media, body image, and more—navigating young adulthood can seem impossible. The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl provides humorous and highly relatable guidelines for all of the struggles young girls face, presented in author Christina De Witte's signature comic style and told from the point of view of her lovable Instagram and Internet character, Chrostin. A Hyperbole and a Half for the young adult audience, the book includes comics and hands-on advice about serious issues like mental health and self-care, and also deals with questions on every young girl's mind, like "Can you survive on pizza alone?"

Quirky, hilarious, and sincere, The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl empowers young women to challenge society's unrealistic standards of beauty and embrace their individuality. This is sure to be a favorite for teen girls.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2018 Christina De Witte (P)2018 Hachette Audio Body Positivity Emotions & Mental Health Gender-Specific Topics Health, Lifestyle & Relationships Life Skills Funny Witty
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Critic reviews

"Hand to teens who want words of wisdom from a peer and who enjoy comics."—School Library Journal

"The Ultimate Survival Guide to Being a Girl is jam-packed with amusing anecdotes and genuinely helpful advice for young women navigating the precarious teenage years."—Josh Shipp, author of The Teen's Guide to World Domination

"[Chrostin's] highly relatable situations have made her every girl's best friend on Instagram."—Bored Panda
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