OSes Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation Digital screen snafu or satirical comment on Microsoft's licensing policies?
Bootnotes Bork ends where it began. At McDonald's, home of the finest bork product Bork bless us, everyone
Bootnotes France loves open source so much, even its cinema borks have Linux behind the scenes The last time Ubuntu went to space ISS astronauts got menaced by CIMON*
Bootnotes A kitchen splashbork on sale at the Cardiff IKEA Keeping things consistent in the Pi department
Bootnotes The Ghost of Windows Past haunts a street corner in Bermondsey Woo... woo... don't forget to back up your files... woo...
Bootnotes Going round in circles with Windows in Singapore A mystery error message bedevils Mass Transit Passengers
Bootnotes Some errors fill the screen. And some come from the .NET Framework Go on. Click Continue. We dare you
Bootnotes Too busy feasting on meatballs, Windows struggles to update itself in IKEA Who is going to install this Daim patch?
Bootnotes Low on passengers, low on memory: A bad day on the London Underground Lucky that new Crossrail thing is late – who knows how Windows will cope?
Bootnotes Please pay for parking – CMOS batteries don't buy themselves Tesco parking screen reminds customers of the glory days of 2012
Columnists Microsoft Paint + car park touchscreen = You already know where this is going I'll just pay the- OH MY GOD
