Tag: bork

Confusion at Gare de Rennes as Windows shuffles off for a Gauloise

Je suis un bork star

Years of development, millions of lines of code, and Android can't even run a toilet

I'll show you 'highly targeted'

Parking is expensive. It can cost an arm, a leg, and a Windows licence

Activate Windows and put up a parking lot

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's just Windows suffering from a bit of vertigo

Up above the streets and houses, XP's flying high

With a Lidl bit of luck, this Windows installation will make it through the night

Microsoft's finest just needs a nudge

Spraying a boot error up the bathroom wall

Taking the Pis in Paris

Lost in IKEA? So, it seems, is Windows

Microsoft would like to know your location. Bedroom furniture or homewares?

Borking on the corner, watching the world go by

A Baltic bork in the Republic of Lithuania

A Whopper of a bork for seekers of pre-flight nosh

BSODs should be scary, not soothing

Please do not touch the exhibits – or this tabletop Windows Boot Manager

Microsoft's OS once again where it shouldn't be

Elevating bork to a new level (if the touchscreen worked)

Who needs pesky buttons when the Internet of Bork is here?

Come fly with me. But first we need to find a boot device

An unexpected bork in the boarding area

2021: A Bork Odyssey. Is it remake of Disney's The Black Hole or explorer.exe being shown the door?

NASA readies commands to switch on Hubble's back-up hardware

The black screen of BIOS borkage haunts Space Shuttle Discovery's new home

Black screens in Windows 11? Bork has seen it all before

If a kiosk borks when nobody is using it, can it be said to have borked at all?

Nobody expects the borkish bank-wisition: When I said I wanted some notes from the ATM, I never thought I'd see...

Nature is healing: Shhh. It's a lesser spotted Pi Bork nesting behind the bushes at IKEA

Microsoft: Purveyors of the finest BORK since the 1990s

Déjà bork: BSOD fairy pays key-cutting kiosk another visit

For the marketeer that has everything – except a CPU fan

Another platform on which Java will not run – platform 1 of Newcastle's Central Station

Stale and past its best. Are you talking about Windows or the pizza you're waiting for?

Sure, your app is crap, but Windows won't tell. Promise

Nestled between donuts and gingerbread creations lurks the Windows 7 EOS fairy

I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup

Use Windows and POS in the same sentence... Yes, that's right: Point of Sale. What were you thinking?

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just a very unhappy Windows installation

The next departure leaves in... have you thought about a Microsoft 365 subscription?

A Microsoft bork at the heart of The Oracle? Whatever next?

Borkem ipsum: Supermarket gifts Thailand a tech fail that will echo down the millennia – and probably choke a turtle

Very little helps: Tesco serves up 3-for-1 borkage special to self-scanning Tesco shoppers

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur: Expect an ad, get a bork

Freezing in Newcastle? You're not alone: For one lonesome creature, the world stopped on 31 Dec 2020

Waterloo! Windows defeated, your sign is screwed. Waterloo! Promise to bork you forevermore

Pick an end, any end: Lost that critical Christmas cable? We know how you feel

Sun, sea and sad signage: And lo, they saw a shining light in the sky... oh, it's a BIOS error

All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that

No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk

Bristol's bus stops can run Chrome and Internet Explorer, but no, Windows and public transport do not mix well

Behold the drive-thru of the California Highway Patrol: Fry me a river, has 'CHIPS' stopped working again?

Mall of duty: Black Ops. No, you're not a customer, you're just an ad audience metric

Software running on demo licence? At least one patty pusher is Lovin' It

Windows 10 installation shows shopping centre its sad face – the natural response to finding out you're in Peterborough

Need a hobby for lockdown? Perhaps check out the CMOS battery

Windows 10 quite literally projects its deepest, darkest fears on to New Zealand

Super-antique-fragile-and-it's-XP-alidocious, even though the sight of it is something quite atrocious

Got an irritating itch you just can't scratch? That'll be Windows wanting an update

Rambo: First Bork. Turns out John Rambo is no match for a bad CMOS checksum

When you gaze long enough into the bork, the bork will gaze back into you

Remember the days when signs were signs and operating systems didn't need constant patching?

G'day mate, I'll take two tinnies, a packet of Tim Tams, some Vegemite, and a bork

Onwards! To the airport and adventure! And this rather lachrymose Linux screen

Behold the Bloo Screen of Death: Bathroom borkage stops spray play

Relics of the past to be found in Oxford: A medieval friary, a Saxon wall, and... Windows 7

Tesco self-service separates innocent Reg reader from beer after collapsing into heap of Windows dialog boxes

How about a lovely processor thermal trip? Hot day in Italy brings out the banking bork

Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things

Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed

Someone please have mercy on this poorly Ubuntu parking machine that has been force-fed maudlin autotuned tripe

How do you feel about single-use plastics? OK, interesting. Now tell us your views on surprise Windows updates

Well, what are we waiting for? Three weeks later, Windows Embedded Standard 7 still didn't have the answer

The future of signage is here, and it wants an update

Hungry? Please enjoy this delicious NaN, courtesy of British Gas and Sainsbury's

Boolean bafflement at British Airways' Executive Club: Sneaky little Avioses - Wicked, Tricksy, False!

If there's a lesson to be learned in these torrid times, it's that civilisation is fleeting – but Windows XP is eternal

Well bork me sideways: A railway ticket machine lies down for a little Windoze

Now that's a train delay Upminster with which London travellers shall not put

An unfortunate bit of product placement for Microsoft as Liverpool celebrates winning some silverware

Windows fails to reach the Finnish line as Helsinki signage pleads for help

What does London's number 65 bus have to hide? OS caught on camera setting fire to '22,000 illegal file(s)!!'

Travel-sick Windows needing a Systemwiederherstellung would be in Germany, right? Austria? Not necessarily

The Edinburgh Fringe festival isn't happening this year, but that won't stop a digital sign doing its own comedy routine

Building society caught in middle of high street sharing a little too much on TeamViewer

Great success! Finance app was able to inform user that their action was unsuccessful

It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are

Sometimes one can go a little too far in search of isolation

Travel advice for the week ahead is just: STOP

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

There are always two sides to every story – except this one, which is just a big billboard borked in all directions

Feeling hot, hot, hot... in British Columbia? In December?

You in for a curl up and dye? Yeah, looks like the same for this screen in a hairdressers

Virtually – no – actually borked: We'd slap ailing ATM's 'OK' button but it's probably against government guidance