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Russell Brandom
@russellbrandom
AI editor at @techcrunch. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve robots,” and the robot says, “oh but someday you will.”
New York, NY
Joined August 2010
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Nov 11, 2020
    Me in January vs. me now x.com/artnews/status…
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    ARTnews
    @artnews
    Nov 11, 2020
    The latest botched restoration job in Spain is in Palencia, where a sculpture of a smiling woman is now nearly unrecognizable artnews.com/art-news/news/…
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Jul 26, 2023
    If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in the pit
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Aug 7, 2019
    LAPD confirms that it’s investigating YouTuber Brooke Houts for animal abuse, after numerous complaints.
    LAPD investigating YouTuber who appeared to abuse dog in video
    From theverge.com
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Jan 9, 2023
    Replying to @dylanmatt
    the ships were made of wood, so trees are also complicit
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Oct 15, 2024
    Replying to @jjvincent
    Someone on Tumblr compared it to a Lovecraftian horror — omnipresent, you go blind if you stare at it, prolonged exposure makes you go crazy, gives you cancer, etc.
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Aug 2, 2018
    Troubling tweets from Herman Melville here
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Dec 5, 2015
    Nothing says "responsible gun owner" like shooting at a piece of paper because it disagrees with you. x.com/ewerickson/sta…
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Sep 18, 2018
    My favorite part of the First Man trailer is when a guy writes the word “Moon” on a chalkboard and dramatically underlines it.
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Sep 12, 2022
    It is a very odd state of affairs to have the house minority leader just going on TV to make stuff up about drugs
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    Aaron Rupar
    @atrupar
    Sep 11, 2022
    i have questions
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    May 12, 2022
    Replying to @nkulw
    We were never meant to use multiple slurp juices on a single ape — we flew too close to the sun
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Mar 12, 2023
    They may come to regret this slogan as the warehouse organizing heats up
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    Russell Brandom
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    Jul 14, 2018
    This is absolutely brutal.
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Nov 2, 2022
    A truly cursed image
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    Russell Brandom
    @russellbrandom
    Jan 10, 2023
    This really does look pretty bad
    Exclusive: Surveillance Footage of Tesla Crash on SF’s Bay Bridge Hours After Elon Musk Announces...
    From theintercept.com
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