Wikipedia:If you have a pulse

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This page in a nutshell: If an editor has a pulse, please be sure to grant them PCR

Pending changes reviewer is the right you give people who want a fancy new topicon on their user page. If an editor has a pulse, they can probably handle it.

Ask yourself the following, in order:

1. Do they have vague indications of a pulse?
   • Yes: Grant.
   • No: Proceed to Question 2.
2. Do they exhibit any other signs of life, such as typing, signing posts, or asking politely at WP:PERM/PCR?
   • Yes: Grant.
   • No: Eh, they'll probably be fine. Grant.

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