Workplace: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of an employee from the Enterprise.
His twenty-five-year mission: to explore strange new bugs in the code,
to give it new life, so that new civilizations
wouldn't leave Earth at once after looking at it, to boldly go
where no man in his right mind has opened the source before!
I mean, this is a (greatly shortened) list of my failures as a software engineer.
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Hard and Rigid is better than Soft and Limp
A failure involving an overly complex datastructure leading to the long and exhausting chase after an annoying bug.