It's that place where where experiments, nonsense, and genuine innovation collide. FalcoLabs is a playground for friends who love making silly software that sparks joy while also sneaking in real, meaningful contributions to the open-source world.
At FalcoLabs, we believe technology should be more than just functional: it should be joyful, playful, and a little absurd. Our mission is to create software that not only serves real needs, but also sparks curiosity, laughter, and the occasional "wait, why does this exist?" moment.
At the end of the day, our goal it's just having fun. If it works, great. If it doesn't, at least it's funny.
Closed source? In this economy? No thanks.
We does not accept, endorse, or tolerate closed-source software. If the code is locked away where no one can learn from it, fix it, or laugh at the variable names, then it doesn’t belong here.
tldr: Yes, this is production-ready. No, we don't recommend it. We don't move fast and break things, we move silly and fix things. Please do not sue us if you are somehow dependent on it and it glitches.
The long version
FalcoLabs software, projects, and related experiments (collectively, "The Stuff We Make") are provided "as is", "with all quirks," and occasionally "with extra cheese." We make no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to: merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, stability, sanity, or guaranteed laughter.By downloading, installing, running, or even looking at our software, you agree that:
- Not if it breaks your computer.
- Not if it eats your homework.
- Obviously not if it causes mild confusion, sudden enlightenment, or deep philosophical questions about ducks.
Our software might solve your problem. It might create five, ten, or one gazillion new ones. It might just sit there looking pretty. All outcomes are equally valid in the our parallel universe.
Unless we're awake and bored. But even then, don't count on it. You assume full responsibility.
If you use FalcoLabs software to run mission-critical systems, that's on you. We recommend it for things like generating jokes, organizing memes, and learning how not to write code. Running a hospital or spaceship with it is bold at best and irresponsible at most.
Use our projects at your own risk, preferably with backups, coffee, and a sense of humor.
First off: thank you for even considering contributing. You are officially cooler than at least 97% of the population.
Our projects are a mix of silly experiments and meaningful open-source contributions. We welcome bug fixes, new features, bizarre ideas, and memes disguised as pull requests (please don't actually submit unrelated stuff into our projects).
If it works, amazing. If it doesn't, at least it's funny.