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A long time ago, in a codebase far, far away…
I was once a mere developer, but the flaws of legacy systems and spaghetti code led me to the dark side of engineering. Now, I forge high-performing software teams, or architect and implement distributed systems as vast and unstoppable as the Empire itself. I have mastered the ways of scalability, maintainability, reliability, availability, efficiency, and ruthless optimization. I do not simply learn. I assimilate knowledge.
- Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
- Good software design is like a joke - if you have to explain it, it's bad.
- The best refactoring is the one you don't need.
- Writing tests is great, but writing code that doesn't need tests is better.
- A meeting that could have been an email or chat is a defect in the process.
- Your favorite tech stack is just a Stockholm syndrome.
- There's no such thing as 'temporary' code.
- Writing documentation it's an act of kindness to your future self or teammates.
Seeking a co-pilot to navigate complex hyperspace routes? Need assistance constructing a new base on Koriban? Send the transmission to discuss aligning our forces.
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