BREAKING: After strong pressure by certain Republican Governors and members of Congress, astronomers agreed to revise the planned path of today's solar eclipse, so that it will also go through North Dakota, around 7 pm, and through Florida, around 9 pm, local time.
It occurred to me that #Trump himself may be a huge ponzi scheme (albeit not as big as Madoff's or #Bitcoin💩). He may have been playing for decades the game of "Borrow From Peter To Pay Paul". So he borrows $10 M from bank A, then borrows $15 M from bank B to pay A, >>
BREAKING: The identity of Satoshi Nakamoto has been definitely established!
(Well, at least we have eliminated one human. Now it is down to only 7'999'999'999 candidates.)
