Theo Schlossnagle

@postwait

Founder: | ACM: Member at Large, co-chair Queue, Pubs Board | He/him;dude | Dudeist Priest | Gentleman Farmer | Human

Fulton, MD
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Joined October 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Nov 2017

    Public speaking is not about novel knowledge or expertise; it is about taking an audience on adventure they want to be on with you.

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  2. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    William Barr is not the President’s lawyer – he is the country’s lawyer. His political interference is blatantly corrupt and he should resign.

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  3. May 6

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  4. May 6

    That was may more work than it should have been. Finally coerced grafana's heatmap plugin to show real heatmaps (variable bin sizes, etc.) A few seconds to load: 100s of millions of latency datapoints over that last four months. < 10% of that time is in IRONdb.

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  5. May 6

    (regarding y-axis retreatment) OH: Grafana, it's like the Fox News of graphs.

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  6. Retweeted
    May 4

    The next stable release, r151034, is now available - - this is a stable release that will be supported for a year;

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  7. May 4

    Well this is potentially the best news this decade:

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  8. May 3

    How about kidneys, brains, ants, tarantula or something unconventional (for Americans)? This is all everyday food. 0

    I guess I’m picky. 🤷‍♂️ My number is 14. What’s yours?
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  9. May 3

    I had some photography lighting equipment in the closet and set it up at my office desk. I look better now on camera, but wow this looks ridiculous.

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  10. May 3

    An Absalom’s Retreat with an additional 1/2 oz of Sagamore Rye for a peppery bite.

    Cocktail
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  11. May 3

    Strongest finish ever. It is me. It is my wife. We are seen.

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    this is the most relatable content 😂🎯
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  12. May 3

    Let me make this crystal clear. Heroes wear face makes. Heroes keep others safe. Heroes practice social distancing. Be a hero.

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  13. May 3

    Make no mistake that the blue lives matter "movement" gains traction from fear that the black lives matter movement will make progress. Blue lives matter supporters harassing police aiming to enforce safeguards during a pandemic rips through a thin veil of legitimacy. 2/2

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  14. May 3

    Blue lives matter. They should, they have, they do, and they'll continue to do so. No movement required. Black lives matter, but they have mattered and do matter less than they should. Hence a movement is required. 1/2

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  15. Retweeted
    May 2

    and just like that, blue lives didn’t matter anymore

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  16. Retweeted
    May 3

    No matter what our intentions, everything we say and do in the pursuit of justice will one day be outdated, ineffective, and yes, probably wrong. That is the way progress works. —

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  17. Retweeted
    May 2

    The Trump cultists are raising an entire generation of morons who think “entrapment” is when you lie to a cop who identifies himself as a cop and informs you beforehand that lying to him is a crime.

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  18. Retweeted
    May 2

    A Message from President George W. Bush

    A Message from President George W. Bush
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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    Amazing. Louisiana lawmakers remotely VOTED BY MAIL to roll back an expansion of VOTE BY MAIL for voters:

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  20. May 1

    Awesome opportunity, great team, and a strongly differentiated product powering amazing customers. Jumo on this.

    SparkPost is looking for a VP of Marketing. We're the leader in the enterprise email delivery and analytics space, powering the world's largest ESPs and sending over 40% of the world's B2C and B2B email; highly profitable and growing.
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  21. May 1

    So I bought some thing from mileage plus rewards (an echo show 8) and Amazon informs me that device "fell of the truck" and it was registered to another customer who never received it. Wtf.

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